Christina Aguilera is NOT here

Okay, seriously.....you can all stop coming to my blog to get a glimpse of Christina Aguilera and her saucy body. There is nothing to see here and quit searching for photos that you can oggle of her. Get yourself a real girlfriend and don't resort to the internet. My hit counter is hyper-inflated from the 200+ plus people a day now who come to my blog for a glimpse of her. Makes me seriously consider the financial benefits for putting advertisement on my blog. I could make some money, but I don't because a) ads blow, and b) I don't want you to come to my blog looking for pictures of her, so I'm not going to take advantage of your desparation to see her in all of her being.

By the way, I did a quick check to see how high up I am on the Google Image search for Christina Aguilera photo searches. I am nowhere near the top (VERY far down!), so it just shows how pathetic and desparate you have been searching for the photo of her who was at one time on my blog. Wow.......